Charity: +1 Adorkability, -1 Effectiveness
on October 6, 2014
at 12:01 am
Chapter: The Whine of the Ancient Mariner
Characters: Charity Cheeger, Obadiah Otter
Location: Rough House bar
The joke’s older than the whiskey, I think.
The Suburban Jungle (Rough Housing)
A very loud life of quiet desperation.
Well, she gets points for trying at least. I would have went with, “If this monster shows up here tonight, I’ll attack his weak point for massive damage!”
I know it’s dated, but it’s still funny to me, by god! 😉
Yah, we serve crabs. The cook’s got a terrific recipe for a spicy burre blanc sauce. And if he’s that big, we’ll have enough for the whole gang for a week!
I’ve heard that all crustaceans fear the smell of butter sauce.
Hm… is this going to turn into a furry version of Dagon (the short story by H.P. Lovecraft)?
As long as it doesn’t turn into a furry version of The Temple…
-TG