Since the number of “Ask the Cast” questions varies so wildly, I’ve decided to shift the last Friday of the month to just “Bonus Stuff!” And I’m inaugurating this with a piece I’m very proud of. Pick your favorite dialog choice:

“You are the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.”
“But you HAVE heard of me!”


“Row out to the island, you said. We’ll have fun, you said!”
“Aw, dude, aren’t you having fun? I totally am!”


“I don’t care how long a walk it was, I’m not rubbing your feet.”

…Or make up your own! 😀

-The Gneech